ďItís been my experience, and Iím not saying Iím smart, but Iím not stupid. Like I know Thomas Jefferson
wrote the Declaration of Independence. He didnít write the Constitution, that was a whole bunch of guys.
Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Paine, Benjamin Franklin. A whole bunch of cats, they were called the
Founding Fathers. How bout that? And they wrote it where? Philadelphia. See, good for me... Know what
I paid attention to in school? Whose tits were getting bigger.Ē
- Tom Sizemore Delivers A Soliloquy While In Bed With A Prostitute
In 1997, the world obtained a grainy video revealing lurid excerpts from honeymooners Pamela Anderson
and Tommy Lee's post-wedding celebration aboard a small yacht. Laying bare the mysteries of their intimate
lives, this video became the first spark in a long and culturally supported trend: the leaked celebrity home
Aligning criminal histories with transcribed extracts from such broadcasts, If You Won't Read Then Why
Should I Write? documents the bathetic moments beyond a publicist's protective shield, while offering a
sobering appraisal of American social justice.
Kimmy K at Burger King. The petit shamanism of Miley smoking salvia divinorum. Vince bouncing on a bed.
Literature... at its darkest.
JARETT KOBEK is a writer living in California. His last book - ATTA (published by Semiotext(e)) - a